No one’s really been talking about Iran these days with the whole health care debate currently taking up most people’s attention in the US. We don’t think they have nukes yet, we don’t care about their stolen election any more, so what do they have to do to get our attention?

Iran’s Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) has targeted and downed an unidentified shining object after sighting it over Persian Gulf waters.

“Glowing objects were sighted over the Persian Gulf. IRGC air defense targeted one of the objects successfully, forcing it to plummet and sink in the seas off Boushehr (Province),” said top regional commander, Brigadier Ali Razmjou.

Brig. Razmjou explained that when the radars indicated that they were not Iranian aircrafts, the IRGC fired at the three objects. He also added that the fallen objects’ remains have not been found yet.

They shot down aliens! Or more than likely, shot down secret US government spy drones which had the poor design of LIGHTING UP IN ENEMY AIRSPACE. But whatever, it’s not like anyone’s going to confirm or deny anything, so I’d rather just pretend they were aliens.

Iran WOULD shoot them down. They travel all the way to our galaxy from God knows how far away, and they happen to come to earth in place where the planet’s biggest assholes reside. Although I guess it could have been worse, if they’d gone to North Korea, Kim Jong Il would probably have them all lighting up the sky in the shape of his face by now.

[via PressTV]