You know what I think has happened? We in the liberal media have spent so much time snickering behind the backs of conservative teabaggers because of their chosen name, that no one has ever actually told them what it means.

They walk around holding signs that are actually an affront to their faith and cause all because they’ve never been to UrbanDictionary.com or played Halo before.

But no more, it’s time to clue the teabaggers in to just what their name means, and hopefully they’ll be so embarrassed they’ll stop protesting altogether.

Ready guys?

BALLS. It means to put one’s BALLS on someone else’s FACE, often for the purpose of SHAMING.

Got that? Now re-read your preciously made signs, and get back to me when you’ve chosen a cooler name like “God’s Delta Force” or “Turbo Anti-Tax Army to the Max!” You can thank me later.