Sigh… John Boehner at it again, sound slightly dumber (apparently it was possible) than ever before.

You’d think before getting jacked up for a big crowd he’d make sure he had his facts straight. Then again, he shouldn’t have to make sure! If we as Americans are expected to know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence as kids, our freaking representatives should know it pretty damn well.

Forgetting for a second that a leader of the Republican party doesn’t know his shit, let’s look at his point. He’s standing with the Found Fathers against the universal healthcare proposal. What? To be fair, our Founding Fathers had no concept of universal healthcare. Back then you went to the doctor to get something cut off or go die. But given everything else they fought for, does he really think they’d be against universal healthcare if they had the knowledge we have today? It’s not bloodly likely!

Some are saying that liberals are simply being “nitpicky.” Nitpicky!? When President Obama had his 57 states gaffe, conservatives would were laughing their heads off! This is a supposed leader of the country that doesn’t know his founding documents! HAVE WE GONE MAD!? BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO!

Thanks, Boehner. Thanks for making Ohioans look like idiotic shitbags.

[via The Cleveland Leader]