Thank God!  Sarah Palin is back on Twitter ladies and gentlemen.

Palin took to the social networking site earlier this year, tweeting about state government, national politics and everything in between.

When she quit as Alaska’s governor in July, she promised to keep her fans updated through tweets. But that didn’t happen, and Palin instead posted regular updates on her Facebook page, which has nearly 1 million followers

Not included in that article were the following excerpts:

“Palin acknowledged that in her absence from Twitter that she was “daytrading” with Barbara Streisand and getting a suntan in sub freezing temperatures along the Alaskan pipleline.”

Palin also went on to say “Has anyone checked out that Craigslist Casual Encounters page?  A girl could really get lost in those ads.  Damnet, I gotta go I have a date with a guy who says he’s really into showing length.  I can’t wait to find out what that means!”

Seriously people?  1 Million followers on Facebook?  What is wrong with you America?  Has no one learned anything about Sarah Palin by now?  I swear to God if she’s ever sitting in the White House as President I will move out of this country.

[Via MSNBC]