If that doesn’t pump you up then I’m really not sure what will.
We’re taking caption requests here. So far the best ones we’ve received are the following:
“Excuse me, Mr. President, may I please use the potty?”
“Oh this is it! This is the big one this time! I’m coming to join you Elizabeth…”
“BILLIE JEAN, IS NOT MY LOVER!”
“I used to live in a van down by the Potomac River!”
And I take a quote from a concerned reader:
This kind of bishop is the reason I no longer attend church. I understand they don’t like abortion and gays, but in the scope of the church’s supposed expertise — the entire universe — these really shouldn’t be anywhere near the top.
The only things left to the church after science and secular humanism eviscerated most of the teachings, is crazy half formed ideas like this. You cant support Mussolini then put in a Nazi pope and be the church of peace. You cant fund anti-gay rights and be the church of love. What’s left, make people feel really weird without helping them solve problems?
I’m not sure if I’d go as extreme as that but sure, I can support someone who doesn’t agree with the way the Church system currently works. I trust and pray that all of us will find peace with the Lord….and eliminating Gays.
I don’t think I have anything raspy or snarky to say about this. It’s just a good thing.
Saturday’s free health clinic at the Statehouse Convention center in Little Rock treated more than 1,000 uninsured Arkansans with a variety of health problems.
The event drew national attention when liberal commentator Keith Olberman lent his support and Arkansas Lieutenant Governor Bill Halter appeared on Olberman’s show last week to promote the clinic.
And all the brothers and sisters that attended didn’t even have sex with each other! Sorry I had to throw that in there.
[Via Michaelmoore]
Do I say something along the lines of “only in Nashville?” or stick with “What a bunch of dumb hicks.”
A new Nashville organization classifies itself as non-religious, but the group’s billboard has stirred up a religious debate. The organization behind the billboard is called Secular Life.
Secular Life is a group of about 340 people who consider themselves part of the non-religious community. On Sunday, they began advertising on a billboard in Green Hills, and already Secular Life is getting a lot of attention.
“It just absolutely wrong place, wrong town, wrong timing,” said Green Hills resident Donnie Cude.
Something about the phrase “Not Religious, You’re not alone”, doesn’t sit well with Cude.
I don’t even know where to start. I guess we can begin with the word Secular. Yes I know it means “not really religious” but the damned word is only used when talking about religion! If you don’t want to affiliate yourself in any religious way please don’t use a word that has religious in it’s definition.
Point number two. “You’re not alone?” OK I’m with Donnie on this one. I mean give me a break. If that’s not religious reeling them in crap then I don’t know what it is.
Can we just agree to call Secular Life what it really is? A Cult. Plain and simple. And don’t be surprised if all of sudden start hearing of mass murders in Nashville related to the Secular Life “Organization.”
[Via Channel 5]
Look, there are ways to express discontent about a person and then there are ways to just be a flat mean and disgusting, not to mention using a religious text in a completely ass backwards way.
There’s a new slogan making its way onto car bumpers and across the Internet. It reads simply: “Pray for Obama: Psalm 109:8”
The psalm reads, “Let his days be few; and let another take his office.” Presidential criticism through witty slogans is nothing new. Bumper stickers, t-shirts, and hats with “1/20/09” commemorated President Bush’s last day in office. But the verse immediately following the psalm referenced is a bit more ominous: “Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.”
Put it this way. I have no problem with people being against Obama. I for one am for the administration and still am a firm believer in patience. The mess we’re in isn’t exactly something that can be fixed in less than a year, something that was stressed at the very beginning of Obama’s term.
So when all the impatient morons out there gather up to be even more impatient what do they do? Resort to childish antics that are in fact really really harsh. I would have to think the President should say something about this or at least address it.
What saddens me is that I’m willing to be that the idiots that put these bumper stickers on their cars or signs in their windows are the same morons who praise Jesus and Christianity. Yup, it’s real Christian to want a man to die.
There are some sick assholes out there and this group certainly qualifies.
[Via CSMonitor]
Al Gore made an appearance on the Conan O’Brien show the other day and while we may consider him to be an environmental “expert” it was quite to the contrary.
Conan: Now, what about … you talk in the book about geothermal energy …
Al: Yeah, yeah.
Conan: and that is, as I understand it, using the heat that’s generated from the core of the earth …
Al: Yeah.
Conan: … to create energy, and it sounds to me like an evil plan by Lex Luthor to defeat Superman. Can you, can you tell me, is this a viable solution, geothermal energy?
Al: It definitely is, and it’s a relatively new one. People think about geothermal energy — when they think about it at all — in terms of the hot water bubbling up in some places, but two kilometers or so down in most places there are these incredibly hot rocks, ’cause the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees, and the crust of the earth is hot
By that rationale Gore thinks that the interior of the earth is “several million degrees.” Fortunately for us that isn’t the case because if it were our planet would be a star. The real temperature of the interior of the earth is around 2000-5000 degrees Celsius. No worries Mr. Gore, you were only like a few million degrees off.
Amazing that some people are considered “authorities” in their fields and they know so little about them. Well at least Gore is a millionaire and the father of the internet right?
[Source via Power Line]
Well, as surprised as some may be can you really be at Palin’s latest comments?
If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?
Look, I know that Palin isn’t a lesbian but shouldn’t she be? Or at least some kind of a male that likes women? Put it this way, she’s overly aggressive, does many “male” things as in eat her young, shoot guns, and watch herself in the mirror.
These guys said it best:
If someone were to inform Palin that her beloved moose aren’t kosher because they weren’t properly shekhted and porged, she’d complain about “gotcha journalism” and question your love of America on account of her profound ignorance of the book she claims to live her life by
I can’t even begin to imagine what it’d be like to sit across a dinner table with this women for an hour. Eh, I’d probably be staring at her legs most of the time. Afterall, I’m a man. At least I think I am. She might be more man that I.
[Via Lefarkins]
