Here’s just a quick post to start your Thanksgiving Day.
Admittedly I received this video in a chain email and feared some 13 year old conservative talking points machine with comments from conservatives saying “See!? Even HE gets it!” but in reality this kid is just smarter than all of us, liberal or conservative. So chew on this before you chew on your Thanksgiving Day meal.
Now that I’ve thoroughly depressed you… Happy Thanksgiving!
James Perry is going to mother****ing clean up New Orleans y’all! He’s a ****ing Eagle Scout and ****! He’s going to cut the****ing murder rate by 40% or he won’t ****ing run for re-election!
He’s got my vote.
If that doesn’t pump you up then I’m really not sure what will.
We’re taking caption requests here. So far the best ones we’ve received are the following:
“Excuse me, Mr. President, may I please use the potty?”
“Oh this is it! This is the big one this time! I’m coming to join you Elizabeth…”
“BILLIE JEAN, IS NOT MY LOVER!”
“I used to live in a van down by the Potomac River!”
Why is it that everyone who isn’t the President thinks we need to do something for this country? I’m not saying that there aren’t things we could do to improve our great nation, but I don’t get the urgency that many opponents to the current administration attach to the issue. Now Lou Dobbs, former CNN host who left his nightly platform in order to reach the American people, is throwing his hat into the ring.
“For the first time I’m actually listening to [people who want him to run for office]. … I don’t think I have the nature for it. … But we’ve got to do something for this country.”
Doesn’t he realize that if he were to be put in charge of ANYTHING, there would be an anti-thesis to Dobbs just waiting to take his spot, because… something needs to be done. Continue Reading »
And I take a quote from a concerned reader:
This kind of bishop is the reason I no longer attend church. I understand they don’t like abortion and gays, but in the scope of the church’s supposed expertise — the entire universe — these really shouldn’t be anywhere near the top.
The only things left to the church after science and secular humanism eviscerated most of the teachings, is crazy half formed ideas like this. You cant support Mussolini then put in a Nazi pope and be the church of peace. You cant fund anti-gay rights and be the church of love. What’s left, make people feel really weird without helping them solve problems?
I’m not sure if I’d go as extreme as that but sure, I can support someone who doesn’t agree with the way the Church system currently works. I trust and pray that all of us will find peace with the Lord….and eliminating Gays.
The city of Cleveland has done anything and everything to make LeBron James feel like the king he has been made out to be, including hanging a giant banner across the street from Quicken Loans Arena. The current banner is of LeBron doing his traditional arms wide open stance he does before games with the slogan We Are All Witnesses. In an attempt to push a new line of athletic clothing, Nike would like to change the banner to an image of James shirtless, looking pissed off next to the new slogan Prepare For Combat.
Cleveland rejected the image, as they should have.
Reasons for banning the image ranged from black stereotypes (he has a few tattoos on his body) to the snubbing of the word Cleveland or even Cavaliers, which the current banner has. While those reasons are valid, the main concern for me, as it should be for Nike, is the word combat. Continue Reading »
I don’t think I have anything raspy or snarky to say about this. It’s just a good thing.
Saturday’s free health clinic at the Statehouse Convention center in Little Rock treated more than 1,000 uninsured Arkansans with a variety of health problems.
The event drew national attention when liberal commentator Keith Olberman lent his support and Arkansas Lieutenant Governor Bill Halter appeared on Olberman’s show last week to promote the clinic.
And all the brothers and sisters that attended didn’t even have sex with each other! Sorry I had to throw that in there.
[Via Michaelmoore]
